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Recent content by Anneliese

  1. Anneliese

    I am doing great!! Hot and sunny and windy days in Kansas!!

    I am doing great!! Hot and sunny and windy days in Kansas!!
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    Clean jokes for a dirty world

    SMART ASS: Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up. One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by...
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    Clean jokes for a dirty world

    He said to me ... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to him ... You wear pants don't you? He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said to him .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa...
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    Clean jokes for a dirty world

    An oldie but goodie! A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, he was delayed, so the priest decided to...
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    Clean jokes for a dirty world

    MAN OF THE HOUSE A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man of Your House." He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight...
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    Clean jokes for a dirty world

    I LOVE THIS WOMAN An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam.. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high...
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    Hey girl, how are you? Good I hope. I am doing great. Just moved to a new house and I love it...

    Hey girl, how are you? Good I hope. I am doing great. Just moved to a new house and I love it. Been busy but doing great.
  8. Anneliese

    Clean jokes for a dirty world

    A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge!! LOL
  9. Anneliese

    Clean jokes for a dirty world

    A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat...
  10. Anneliese

    Clean jokes for a dirty world

    Thanks girl!!:D
  11. Anneliese

    How are you doing Kirill? Good I hope?

    How are you doing Kirill? Good I hope?
  12. Anneliese

    Thanks friend. I am enjoying my new home!! Life is good!!

    Thanks friend. I am enjoying my new home!! Life is good!!
  13. Anneliese

    Clean jokes for a dirty world

    Medical Alert: Worse than bedbugs What is a calorie? Calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter. MY CLOSET IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE SHITS. :D:D:D
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    Clean jokes for a dirty world

    Its been pretty cool the last few days. I wish the weather would make up his mind. It is SPRING after all!!
  15. Anneliese

    I am done getting my new house fixed up and done with the yard. Life is good!! Love being home!!

    I am done getting my new house fixed up and done with the yard. Life is good!! Love being home!!