Happy Birthday to you, Yudansha!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YUDANSHA!
There is a dear Russian,
Who is Canadian too!
Are you looking for a friend to rush in?
He will be there for you.
He is a friend to me,
And a friend to you.
If you need something to read,
He has the latest news too.
Has your car kicked the bucket?
Say, "Come on son..."
"I wonder if you would have luck at..."
"Finding me a nice little Nissan."
Now a word for the wise,
Yudansha, that is you.
We stare at "those eyes."
Because they remind us of "you know who."
Now watch out for the donutes.
I know you like Krispy Kreme.
You will get a big gut,
If you know what I mean.
I may call you "boy,"
Or I may call you "squirt."
For you I like to annoy,
Be glad I don't call you "twerp!" (or a flirt!)
While I try to get your goat,
On this very special day,
I want to send you this note,
Everyone cares for you in a special way.
HAPPY 19th BIRTHDAY YUDANSHA!
Enjoy your special day, you big Grrr! :smad:
Now don't you go flashing those big brown Seagal eyes at me mister!!! I told you I would "ROAST" you today!
Enjoy your day friend.
Julie
Ps: You should be VERY thankful you can not here me sing to you.