GlimmerMan
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Two dudes, both calling themselves Glimmer entered... and this is the resultant insanity...
14:17:10 GlimmerMan enters this room
14:17:11 >[GlimmerMan] Welcome to our chat. Please obey the net etiquette while chatting: try to be pleasant and polite.
14:26:15 GlimmerMan enters this room
14:26:16 >[GlimmerMan] Welcome to our chat. Please obey the net etiquette while chatting: try to be pleasant and polite.
14:27:00 [GlimmerMan] Hello Glimmer.
14:27:33 [GlimmerMan] Glimmer, that font colour sucks a donkey's hairy nut-sack - please change it to something more conservative.
14:27:47 [GlimmerMan] I apologise, Glimmer. How is this?
14:28:02 [GlimmerMan] That is much better Glimmer. How are you?
14:28:38 [GlimmerMan] I am very well, Glimmer. Today I have prayed to Steven Seagal 12 times - once every hour... I feel his spirit is with me always.
14:28:55 [GlimmerMan] Glimmer - I fear you are turning into a fu*king freak.
14:29:07 [GlimmerMan] That may be so, Glimmer.
14:30:38 [GlimmerMan] I worry about you Glimmer... I worry for your sanity. Such blind devotion to Seagal cannot be good for your health.
14:31:59 [GlimmerMan] Not so, Glimmer. As long as I have Seagal in my life then I need nothing else. I do not need food, nor water, nor sex, nor sleep, nor work, nor rest, nor play. I am content to drink from the fountain of... er... goodness that the Lord Seagal provides.
14:32:44 [GlimmerMan] I do not understand you, Glimmer. In fact - I think you are just about the saddest fu*ker I have ever had the misfortune to come across.
14:34:43 [GlimmerMan] Your words hurt me greatly, Glimmer. I pray you will be in a better mood the next time we speak. In fact - I will pray to the God Seagal to temper your churlishness and make you see the glorious majesticness of our saviour Seagal!
14:35:47 [GlimmerMan] There is a fu*king war in Iraq, you madman! Does nothing else matter to you? People are dying! A 12 year old boy has had his arms blown off just so the US can get it's greedy fu*king hands on some oil!
14:38:20 [GlimmerMan] Ah yes, Glimmer, but some of that oil will be used to style Seagal's hair... his ponytail glistens with it... it gleams and shimmers like a blinding flash on the road to Damascus! Oh God, how it mesmerises me! This alone makes the war in Iraq worthwhile! What a truly wonderful man!
14:39:15 [GlimmerMan] Jesus died for us on the cross... he saved us all from Satan! Does this mean nothing to you, you stubborn swine?
14:42:09 [GlimmerMan] Absolutely nothing, Glimmer. I understand that Easter approaches, and you may think I am being blasphemous when ALL I talk (and think) about is Steven Seagal, but I have a theory: the first three letters of Easter are 'Eas', which is an anagram for 'Sea', which is the first three letters of Seagal's surname! Tell me that you do not see the significance of this, Glimmer?
14:42:48 [GlimmerMan] The significance of what, Glimmer? The only significance I see is that you are a goddamn fruitcake!
14:43:49 [GlimmerMan] Glimmer! Such nastiness! The significance is that Seagal is actually an incarnation of Jesus... he is a tulku or something, isn't he? Didn't he pay a lama a lot of money to be called a tulku?
14:44:54 [GlimmerMan] I thought a lama was a kind of animal, Glimmer...
14:45:50 [GlimmerMan] This may be so, Glimmer...
14:46:32 [GlimmerMan] Well Glimmer, it was lovely speaking to you... you silly little freak, but I must leave, as it is time for me to pump some iron in the gym... I feel like an enraged bull today.
14:47:14 [GlimmerMan] I understand, Glimmer. I must go also... in 13 minutes, I must say my hourly prayer to Seagal.
14:47:25 [GlimmerMan] We will talk soon Glimmer...
14:47:34 [GlimmerMan] Goodbye Glimmer.
14:49:46 GlimmerMan exits from this room
14:49:57 GlimmerMan exits from this room
I laughed my ass off at this insanity! You should too!
GlimmerMan (the real one... I think)
14:17:10 GlimmerMan enters this room
14:17:11 >[GlimmerMan] Welcome to our chat. Please obey the net etiquette while chatting: try to be pleasant and polite.
14:26:15 GlimmerMan enters this room
14:26:16 >[GlimmerMan] Welcome to our chat. Please obey the net etiquette while chatting: try to be pleasant and polite.
14:27:00 [GlimmerMan] Hello Glimmer.
14:27:33 [GlimmerMan] Glimmer, that font colour sucks a donkey's hairy nut-sack - please change it to something more conservative.
14:27:47 [GlimmerMan] I apologise, Glimmer. How is this?
14:28:02 [GlimmerMan] That is much better Glimmer. How are you?
14:28:38 [GlimmerMan] I am very well, Glimmer. Today I have prayed to Steven Seagal 12 times - once every hour... I feel his spirit is with me always.
14:28:55 [GlimmerMan] Glimmer - I fear you are turning into a fu*king freak.
14:29:07 [GlimmerMan] That may be so, Glimmer.
14:30:38 [GlimmerMan] I worry about you Glimmer... I worry for your sanity. Such blind devotion to Seagal cannot be good for your health.
14:31:59 [GlimmerMan] Not so, Glimmer. As long as I have Seagal in my life then I need nothing else. I do not need food, nor water, nor sex, nor sleep, nor work, nor rest, nor play. I am content to drink from the fountain of... er... goodness that the Lord Seagal provides.
14:32:44 [GlimmerMan] I do not understand you, Glimmer. In fact - I think you are just about the saddest fu*ker I have ever had the misfortune to come across.
14:34:43 [GlimmerMan] Your words hurt me greatly, Glimmer. I pray you will be in a better mood the next time we speak. In fact - I will pray to the God Seagal to temper your churlishness and make you see the glorious majesticness of our saviour Seagal!
14:35:47 [GlimmerMan] There is a fu*king war in Iraq, you madman! Does nothing else matter to you? People are dying! A 12 year old boy has had his arms blown off just so the US can get it's greedy fu*king hands on some oil!
14:38:20 [GlimmerMan] Ah yes, Glimmer, but some of that oil will be used to style Seagal's hair... his ponytail glistens with it... it gleams and shimmers like a blinding flash on the road to Damascus! Oh God, how it mesmerises me! This alone makes the war in Iraq worthwhile! What a truly wonderful man!
14:39:15 [GlimmerMan] Jesus died for us on the cross... he saved us all from Satan! Does this mean nothing to you, you stubborn swine?
14:42:09 [GlimmerMan] Absolutely nothing, Glimmer. I understand that Easter approaches, and you may think I am being blasphemous when ALL I talk (and think) about is Steven Seagal, but I have a theory: the first three letters of Easter are 'Eas', which is an anagram for 'Sea', which is the first three letters of Seagal's surname! Tell me that you do not see the significance of this, Glimmer?
14:42:48 [GlimmerMan] The significance of what, Glimmer? The only significance I see is that you are a goddamn fruitcake!
14:43:49 [GlimmerMan] Glimmer! Such nastiness! The significance is that Seagal is actually an incarnation of Jesus... he is a tulku or something, isn't he? Didn't he pay a lama a lot of money to be called a tulku?
14:44:54 [GlimmerMan] I thought a lama was a kind of animal, Glimmer...
14:45:50 [GlimmerMan] This may be so, Glimmer...
14:46:32 [GlimmerMan] Well Glimmer, it was lovely speaking to you... you silly little freak, but I must leave, as it is time for me to pump some iron in the gym... I feel like an enraged bull today.
14:47:14 [GlimmerMan] I understand, Glimmer. I must go also... in 13 minutes, I must say my hourly prayer to Seagal.
14:47:25 [GlimmerMan] We will talk soon Glimmer...
14:47:34 [GlimmerMan] Goodbye Glimmer.
14:49:46 GlimmerMan exits from this room
14:49:57 GlimmerMan exits from this room
I laughed my ass off at this insanity! You should too!
GlimmerMan (the real one... I think)
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