Meeting Seagal...

Jalu · Dec 12, 2004

Ok...seeing that many in this site are interested in meeting Mr. Seagal and asking him questions, and doing other things... Tell me, if you had the chance to meet him, how would you react? What would you say to him to catch his interest? Please, elaborate and be original.

bbryant · Dec 12, 2004

Jalu this is great, I will have to take a few hours to think about what I would really say
I know we joke about it, but if it came down to actually seeing him! Wow let me think!

ORANGATUANG · Dec 12, 2004

Gotta come back to this one Jalu girl you have caught me unaware and i wouldnt have an clue what i would say..

Amos Stevens · Dec 12, 2004

When my cousin Annette met him she had wanted to say That it was a honor to meet him..she told us that the words sort of slurred together & who knows what he actually heard,but he thanked her!

tora · Dec 12, 2004

I would probably react something like that..."Oops...no piece of cake :rolleyes:

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It would sure sparkle his curiosity

RED ROSE · Dec 12, 2004

my mouth would probably drop and I would run the other way because I wouldn't want to be caught acting like a fool.

love always

red rose

Jules · Dec 12, 2004

Pre-medicate for this one.....come on ticker work....

I would be speechless! (first time for everything!)

I can just picture it....Oh, Lord I do pray my Secret deoderant is working........Uh.....gasp....ummm...(picture a deer in the headlights look!) "HI"...."Pleasure to meet you"......(mind wheels turning..."Lord, you sure knew what you were doing when you made this man...") ....beyond that...blonde moment kicks in.... :rolleyes:

tora · Dec 12, 2004

Why speculate?Let's try improvise

Jalu · Dec 13, 2004

That's all we do anyway...

Why not speculate? I'll improvise when he's in front of me.

For what I'm getting here most would be too stupified to even speculate. :rolleyes:

tora said:
Why speculate?Let's try improvise

pantera · Dec 13, 2004

i think i'll do what i do when i meet a buddhist monk (at one of their conference): i'll be simple and humble, i'll just go to present my respect and to thank him for what he is.

bbryant · Dec 13, 2004

I would first have to do some major work on myself
Like wash that grey out of my hair, I have one or two strands(and I know he does something to his)
Buy a very expensive outfit, get a long leather jacket!
Have my nails done
Wax job
I would ask him if he would do some charity work in my fine city and afterwards I should take him to dinner. Then my place, Then...............................
NO i would probably have a heart attack on the spot and he would have to give me mouth to mouth. And I would feel like a fool!
Or could i ask for bobyguard services for 24 hrs. top dollar!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We can talk the talk but can we walk the walk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ORANGATUANG · Dec 13, 2004

Ok i have thought about it and if i ever did meet him i would ask him which does he prefer acting or martial arts?...hows about that huh?..

KATHYPURDOM · Dec 13, 2004

If I had a chance to meet him, I think that I would first just stare at his eyes for a couple of seconds. Then realise that I am standing in front of him for real, I would tell him how much I enjoy his movies. I would ask him if he would ever consider making a movie with him singing a song or 2 while he was playing his guitar.
I know that in FDB he did play his guitar but didn't sing. I think he could always get the bad guys and have fun playing his guitar and singing in a movie.
I would also ask him, what was your favorite movie that you have made so far?
Now this is what I would say to him after thinking about it, but if I was standing right in front of him, looking up because I'm about a foot shorter than him, I'm not sure if any of this would come out of my mouth.

pantera · Dec 13, 2004

bbryant said:
I, Then...............................
NO i would probably have a heart attack on the spot and he would have to give me mouth to mouth. And I would feel like a fool!

It's a good idea, it's always work in movie when you wanna set up someone.

tora · Dec 13, 2004

To impress him I'm gonna buy and put on his Half Past Dead outfit and start breaking through the bodyguards.Once they try to stop me,I'll ask each of them "Would you like to get my autograph?" and then Seagal too

.I just can't imagine that expression on his face

tora · Dec 13, 2004

Jalu said:
Why not speculate? I'll improvise when he's in front of me.

For what I'm getting here most would be too stupified to even speculate.

Hey,ain't it just a speculation?I'll give it a try

Improvise on speculation

To impress him I'm gonna buy and put on his Half Past Dead outfit and start breaking through the bodyguards.Once they try to stop me,I'll ask each of them "Would you like to get my autograph?" and then Seagal too

.I just can't imagine that expression on his face

bbryant · Dec 14, 2004

Tora, you mean dress like that little freak with the blue eye shadow?
I did like her outfit!

pantera · Dec 14, 2004

tora said:
Hey,ain't it just a speculation?I'll give it a try
Improvise on speculation
To impress him I'm gonna buy and put on his Half Past Dead outfit and start breaking through the bodyguards.Once they try to stop me,I'll ask each of them "Would you like to get my autograph?" and then Seagal too.I just can't imagine that expression on his face

What a wonderful idea. I''m sure he'll laugh out loud!

Jalu · Dec 14, 2004

Great taste....

So... you liked that orange inmate outfit, or was it the other one? I liked the one he used in 'On Deadly Ground'-the yellow one. Made him look like a giant banana...

tora said:
Hey,ain't it just a speculation?I'll give it a try
Improvise on speculation
To impress him I'm gonna buy and put on his Half Past Dead outfit and start breaking through the bodyguards.Once they try to stop me,I'll ask each of them "Would you like to get my autograph?" and then Seagal too.I just can't imagine that expression on his face

http://www.steven-seagal.net/photopost/showphoto.php/photo/4420/password//sort/1/cat/2/page/13

http://www.steven-seagal.net/photopost/showphoto.php/photo/3075/password//sort/1/cat/2/page/70

http://www.steven-seagal.net/photopost/showphoto.php/photo/1568/password//sort/1/cat/2/page/96

Jules · Dec 15, 2004

ohhh..you...

Jalu said:
Why not speculate? I'll improvise when he's in front of me.

For what I'm getting here most would be too stupified to even speculate.

I was trying to be funny girl..come on...
I may be star struck...well...maybe I would be experiencing a major heart rush. I just thought shaking his hand saying "Hello, it's nice to meet you," sounded ..well..a bit dull.
Humor me...

I think plenty of people have quite an imagination of how they would like things to go if they were to meet Mr. Seagal.

Jalu · Dec 15, 2004

Julie...relax

I don't know what you're talking about. I was replying to Tora.

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