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Where Is Yudansha??
Man Yudansha has been gone a long time now! I miss his posts on Schumi..
Man Yudansha has been gone a long time now! I miss his posts on Schumi..
yudansha said:... but he's got practically EVERY record that there is for Formula1. Now accomplishing such is something only a legendary kind can do, plus, he's got just as many of his own new records!
Brazil tomorrow! Barrichello starts at pole, and Schummi was dropped to the back of the pack after his crash during Practice - by rules you must race the same chassis and engine the WHOLE weekend without being penalised - so ... Schummi will start from 18th. It still will be exciting.
Button case was solved. The arbitrator said BAR's contract was legit and that Williams (BMW) has no Button for next season. Now, BMW has no secure spot for a second driver next year (perhaps Pizzonia - their test driver - will be featured as the main pilot for the team).
HUGE NEWS!!! - Prospect for 2006: a new F1 team founded from T.O. by a Russian entrepreneur and directed by a man who owns and runs the Nissan World Series as well as other major racing events internationally - the driver for the team is also said to be of a russian descent.
Hahaha!yudansha said:Actually, I don't have to do the counting. The official F1 site always has an active counter, counting by seconds until the next Grand Prix.
Check it out @ http://f1.com
yudansha said:I haven't seen Seagal's latest so here's a different sort of review:
Guys and gals, I am here to tell you the 'news' - he finally did it (this season)! Oh boy that Schummi just couldn't be stopped at Indianapolis! Minardi and Jordan tried, but couldn't. LOL
Ok, in order to understand the humour in that, you need to be told that Jordan and Minardi are in a league of their own when it comes to F1 teams. Minardi always struggles for cash, and because of that has the cheapest aerodynamics on the field (too bad as the car is quite fast in a straight and comparable to others ... that Cosworth engine, which we’re probably seeing for the final season in Formula1, is very dynamic). The Toyota powered Jordan on the other hand has some financial backing, but due to it being a new team (bought off of Eddie Jordan by my comrade billionaire magnate Alex Schnaider this past year), it is only in its beginning "puberty" stage for the soon to be renamed Jordan team (into Midland F1 – as per Schneider’s Midland enterprise that he runs) - it's quickly growing in other words (there are contracts in the talks for a Russian aerodynamics and chassis team for next season). Anyways, now that you know a bit about those two teams, the other part of the joke needs to be explained.
During the practice leading to a qualifying match for the U.S. Grand Prix, Toyota saw its test-driver Ricardo Zonta spin while at banked turn 13 (the only banked turn leading to the longest straight out of any F1 circuits - meaning the pilots are on full throttle for the longest time of the season per lap). Following Zonta, it was Toyota's Ralf Schumacher (Schummi's brother) who deja vu'ed while spinning through that same turn 13 and crashing into a safe-wall just as he did last season while racing for Williams BMW (and suffering back problems which saw Ralf miss out on practically half the season). The problem was in the tires. Toyota and 6 other teams (out of the total 10) use Michelin as the tire supplier. After the two incidents, Michelin released a warning to all of its 7 clients warning them that their composite tire provided for the United States Grand Prix was not safe for them to use in order to commence the race. Going into turn 13, tires fall under tremendous pressure and as the forces rise, the tire cannot withstand such and breaks down as the result. It is the fastest corner due to its, unique to Formula1, banked nature, and by the end of the straight, the F1 machines reach speeds of over 210mph (over 340km/h).
Hence lied the problem. The proposed solution by Michelin teams was to add a chicane at turn 13 to make the cars slow down going into the straight over the bank (since otherwise, to remain safe, the Michalin drivers would have to slow down and give a speeding advantage to the 6 Bridgestone pilots). However, FIA denied all such requests by stipulating the faults of Michelin, and also the unfairness to Bridgestone teams – especially Ferrari who’ve struggled at the beginning of the season due to their tire problems (who were never “reimbursed” in any such way). The rules state that the tire supplier may bring up to 2 different composite sets of tires for the race, such that in case there was a problem with the race type tire, the second set, of lower performance could be used in proper time for the race. Michelin did no such thing. Too bad for the fans (the marketers, promoters, retailers, and the Formula1 business in the United States in general) … those sane ones at least (some were idiotic enough as to throw filled beverage cans onto the track as the remaining 3 Bridgestone teams were trying to hold a race going … consequently, Ferrari suffered some tire wear due to a water bottle thrown, by a frustrated fan, parts of which got stuck inside the wheel well as the pilots made their turns trying to avoid direct contact).
Results? Ferrari jumped from 5th up to 2nd in the constructor’s title fight (tied with West McLaren-Mercedes and behind the leading Renault) as Schummi jumped up to 3rd (3 points from Mercedes’s Reikonnen in 2nd behind Renault’s Fernando Alonso), and Rubens Barrichello is currently in 4th leading Toyota’s Jarno Trulli and Williams-BMW’s Nick Heidfeld and Mark Webber). In addition, Jordan’s well deserved 3rd and 4th placements for Portugal’s Tiago Monteiro and India’s Narain Karthikeyan respectively, earned the team its 11 points putting them ahead of Minardi, whose 7 points by the Dutch Christijan Albers and the Austrian Patrick Friesacher put them ahead of Takuma Sato’s and Jenson Button’s BAR Honda who still haven’t scored any points this season due to a long list of bizarre events (one major event being the team’s disqualification from Formula1 for a period of time as they were caught “cheating” as it was called … it really was a misunderstanding of the new rules that were not clear enough to begin with).
So there you go ladies and gentlemen … an “eventful” ending to such a promising weekend.
P.S. and it doesn’t really help things much that Michelin is a French company.
(oh those French … please don’t be offended )
As always, from Canada with love,
this is Yudansha reporting.
Take it easy everyone.
Hey, you. I was reading about this online earlier and thought about you.yudansha said:I haven't seen Seagal's latest so here's a different sort of review:
Guys and gals, I am here to tell you the 'news' - he finally did it (this season)! Oh boy that Schummi just couldn't be stopped at Indianapolis! Minardi and Jordan tried, but couldn't. LOL
Ok, in order to understand the humour in that, you need to be told that Jordan and Minardi are in a league of their own when it comes to F1 teams. Minardi always struggles for cash, and because of that has the cheapest aerodynamics on the field (too bad as the car is quite fast in a straight and comparable to others ... that Cosworth engine, which we’re probably seeing for the final season in Formula1, is very dynamic). The Toyota powered Jordan on the other hand has some financial backing, but due to it being a new team (bought off of Eddie Jordan by my comrade billionaire magnate Alex Schnaider this past year), it is only in its beginning "puberty" stage for the soon to be renamed Jordan team (into Midland F1 – as per Schneider’s Midland enterprise that he runs) - it's quickly growing in other words (there are contracts in the talks for a Russian aerodynamics and chassis team for next season). Anyways, now that you know a bit about those two teams, the other part of the joke needs to be explained.
During the practice leading to a qualifying match for the U.S. Grand Prix, Toyota saw its test-driver Ricardo Zonta spin while at banked turn 13 (the only banked turn leading to the longest straight out of any F1 circuits - meaning the pilots are on full throttle for the longest time of the season per lap). Following Zonta, it was Toyota's Ralf Schumacher (Schummi's brother) who deja vu'ed while spinning through that same turn 13 and crashing into a safe-wall just as he did last season while racing for Williams BMW (and suffering back problems which saw Ralf miss out on practically half the season). The problem was in the tires. Toyota and 6 other teams (out of the total 10) use Michelin as the tire supplier. After the two incidents, Michelin released a warning to all of its 7 clients warning them that their composite tire provided for the United States Grand Prix was not safe for them to use in order to commence the race. Going into turn 13, tires fall under tremendous pressure and as the forces rise, the tire cannot withstand such and breaks down as the result. It is the fastest corner due to its, unique to Formula1, banked nature, and by the end of the straight, the F1 machines reach speeds of over 210mph (over 340km/h).
Hence lied the problem. The proposed solution by Michelin teams was to add a chicane at turn 13 to make the cars slow down going into the straight over the bank (since otherwise, to remain safe, the Michalin drivers would have to slow down and give a speeding advantage to the 6 Bridgestone pilots). However, FIA denied all such requests by stipulating the faults of Michelin, and also the unfairness to Bridgestone teams – especially Ferrari who’ve struggled at the beginning of the season due to their tire problems (who were never “reimbursed” in any such way). The rules state that the tire supplier may bring up to 2 different composite sets of tires for the race, such that in case there was a problem with the race type tire, the second set, of lower performance could be used in proper time for the race. Michelin did no such thing. Too bad for the fans (the marketers, promoters, retailers, and the Formula1 business in the United States in general) … those sane ones at least (some were idiotic enough as to throw filled beverage cans onto the track as the remaining 3 Bridgestone teams were trying to hold a race going … consequently, Ferrari suffered some tire wear due to a water bottle thrown, by a frustrated fan, parts of which got stuck inside the wheel well as the pilots made their turns trying to avoid direct contact).
Results? Ferrari jumped from 5th up to 2nd in the constructor’s title fight (tied with West McLaren-Mercedes and behind the leading Renault) as Schummi jumped up to 3rd (3 points from Mercedes’s Reikonnen in 2nd behind Renault’s Fernando Alonso), and Rubens Barrichello is currently in 4th leading Toyota’s Jarno Trulli and Williams-BMW’s Nick Heidfeld and Mark Webber). In addition, Jordan’s well deserved 3rd and 4th placements for Portugal’s Tiago Monteiro and India’s Narain Karthikeyan respectively, earned the team its 11 points putting them ahead of Minardi, whose 7 points by the Dutch Christijan Albers and the Austrian Patrick Friesacher put them ahead of Takuma Sato’s and Jenson Button’s BAR Honda who still haven’t scored any points this season due to a long list of bizarre events (one major event being the team’s disqualification from Formula1 for a period of time as they were caught “cheating” as it was called … it really was a misunderstanding of the new rules that were not clear enough to begin with).
So there you go ladies and gentlemen … an “eventful” ending to such a promising weekend.
P.S. and it doesn’t really help things much that Michelin is a French company.
(oh those French … please don’t be offended )
As always, from Canada with love,
this is Yudansha reporting.
Take it easy everyone.