An interesting look at getting old:
Remember: You don't stop laughing because you get old,You get old because you stop laughing..
Don't think of it as getting hot flashes,Think of it as an inner child playing with matches.
Don't let aging get you down, it's too hard to get back up..
It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee-maker..
I'm getting into swing dancing.Not on purpose.Some parts some parts of my body are just prone to swinging..
I've still got it, but no one wants to see it..
Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat to the wrinkles fill out..
My memorys not as sharp as it used to be, My memorys not as sharp as it used to be..
The nice thing about being senile is that you can hide your own easter eggs..
I'm 85 or 92 ..Have lost all my freinds.But, thank god i still have my drivers license...