You guys wish too much about him going on TV. I remember I nearly jumped out of my sit when I first saw him in the Mt. Dew Commerical. My gf told me about it, but I thought she was joking. When I watched Jay Leno one day, He had the thing called "Weird Stuff You Find On Ebay". Someone was trying to sell a "Ham with an autograph of Jean Claude Van Damme" on it. First off, He couldn't even say his name right. After that, He said "I'm pretty sure the Ham will be worth more than the autograph, but it could be great for all thoses Van Damme fans" I thought it was funny, but just think how he could make Seagal look like an ass. SNL/Mad TV did a pretty good job on that so far. *LOL@Will Sasso play Steven Seagal*