Steven with real tears
- Thread starter Slowhand
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now yeah!
KimonoSoul
Wacky on the Junk
I'll gather him to my loving bosom, and he can cry all he wants to! LOL!!!
ORANGATUANG
Wildfire
I can see it now leaving an imprint of his face there ..lol...but can i hear Kimonosoul complaining hell noooo..
ORANGATUANG said:
Hmmm then we might call it the Mandylion of the 21st Century and everyone will be fighting over it for the next 2000 years......LOL!!!!
The Mandylion is the first image of Jesus that was painted without hands.....there was some leper who was too sick to make the journey to see Jesus so he commissioned an artist to go and paint Jesus portrait as he believed that just seeing the image alone would heal him. So the artist ( I think his name would now be Frank Jones or something like that) went on a long journey, found Jesus in the desert somewhere, it was a stinking hot day, so anyways he made his request to Jesus who was surrounded by a crowd of people wanting this and that from him and the poor bugger said "gimme yer shirt!" (or something like that) and so the painterly pilgrim did as requested. So Jesus wiped his face with the cloth and hullabaloolah mama!! His face was imprinted on it. So Jesus smiled and said to the artist to give the cloth to the leper and he will be healed of all of it except for one tiny little bit that will be fixed in due course by a physician.
So our friend the artist went back to the leper and conveyed the news along with the gift and sure enough the leper was miraculously healed just as Jesus Christ said. So since then everyone else wanted in on the act and someone started the painting tradition of the icon of The Holy Napkin.
Thus if wot you say happens then for us it would be the equivalent I guess and then I would have to paint a Seagalian version of the Holy Napkin and THAT would sure cause everyone to start bickering about this and that....BTW I am game girl......
KimonoSoul
Wacky on the Junk
lotuseyes said:Hmmm.....as long as you don't get him straight off the set and end up with makeup all over your nice silk kimono - they are hard to get drycleaned properly and all let alone with traces of make up on them
I'll loosen up the kimono a bit, that way it will get all over me!
Just as long as he doesn't blow his nose on the sleeve....yuck!
KimonoSoul said:I'll loosen up the kimono a bit, that way it will get all over me!
Just as long as he doesn't blow his nose on the sleeve....yuck!
Well you said it girl.......quite different to how I would visualise that unique opportunity......however different strokes for different folks......LOL!!!
ORANGATUANG
Wildfire
KimonoSoul said:I'll loosen up the kimono a bit, that way it will get all over me!
Just as long as he doesn't blow his nose on the sleeve....yuck!
Thats an thought i want out of my head...now drooling is better.lol...
ORANGATUANG
Wildfire
lol....girl you are sooooo bad...
ORANGATUANG
Wildfire
Thats right girl wots good enough for the goose is good enough for the gander..or rooster...
NathanaelROUX said:
Now Nathe, regarding potentially prolonged association or contact with long saggy hooters in a movie context.......who the hell wants to know........that's why the plastic surgery industry makes mega bucks on kitting women up with balloons that look FAKE and UNCOMFORTABLE!!!!!
It would HARDLY do if he hung out with boilers, (old and crusty!!) That would not be much fun for the male audience of the Mighty Cockerel now would it????!!!!
ORANGATUANG
Wildfire
Hey whos 'old and crusty' not me girl i could take him on any day and he would be the one 'old and crusty'...and i bet you Ann have plenty up your sleeve girl...plus its whats on the inside that should matter most not the out side men who go on looks or what ever aint no man...
ORANGATUANG said:
Hey girlie you got on tha bandwagon a bit quick! I distinctly remember saying that the male audience would like to see Steven Seagal in movies with younger women rather than boilers!!!
Tho' I totally agree with you Heather about what's on the inside being more important than what is on the outside.....lets face it......most men these days are not real men because they do only go for what's on the outside......I think it's amazing how many women go under the knife for these kinds of guys who just use them like consumables.......it's reflected everywhere.....movies, billboards, TV, magazines, etc etc etc
BTW wot do you mean by plenty up the sleeves??????? Mine are quite fine, well behaved and defying the laws of gravity thank you!!!! (Naturally!!) LOL!!!!
ORANGATUANG
Wildfire
What do you mean girl?...yes mine are well proportioned and iam quite proud of my assets...sorry for jumping the gun again...if men insist on drooling over women with big what evers kindly use an hankie...its not an pretty sight..no way iam going under the knife i want to be the way iam till the day i die ..why change som ething that god gave me...like an freind said the other day she said 'girl shake what your mother gave you' now i know she picked that up from an song ..and girl i have alot to shake...
ORANGATUANG said:
Sounds to me like if we were both doin tha shake there is gonna be thunder claps girl!!!
Never any good reason to change what the good God gives so abundantly and yeh you guys that are still obsessed - it's cute in a baby when it is still of the age to suckle from it's mommy however there is a phase called GROWING UP and treatin women from a more mature understanding is more appropriate for those say, 10 years old and above......:smad: