What is This ??? Is it a Joke ?????!!!!

[TDWoj]

It's a joke, suzi - nothing to worry about. The site this story came from likes to make things up so that they look real. What they are doing is making fun of Steven, in a very unfunny way - and also, making fun of us, his fans, because we end up believing their lies.

Pay no attention to it. It's nonsense, and cruel nonsense, at that.

 

[suziwong]

Oh !! Thank you very much TD!! it is a bad joke !! I don't like this kind of joke !! Not a funny !!

God Bless you Steven we are praying for you health!!

in oneness

 

[Nassau Mike]

Originally posted by dscpotts
It must be a joke, a good sounding fight scene like that wouldn't be in a Steven Seagal movie these days.

Thats the first thing that came across my mind when i started to read it..
Nah, its just a joke though and not worth anyone's concern.
"Zero Density", yea right! Nice one there..

 

[GlimmerMan]

For ***** sake - it's obviously a joke - stop getting so wound up. :mad2:

 

[MMCK2]

Whether its the fact I 've got a puerile sense of humour but I found the idea of a professional martial artist, mistakenly grabbing his own arm during a three way entanglement and snapping it in two, to be highly amusing and must confess it did make me snigger when I first read it, due to the deadpan seriousness of way the article was written. The only thing funnier than the article was the fact that some people actually believed it happened and were concerned for Steven Seagal's wellbeing. Surely the title of the 'Warner Bros' film "Zero Density" must have been a big giveaway.

Peace.

MMCK

 

[GlimmerMan]

MMCK - I must admit, I found it amusing also... it made me think of a Vids comedy sketch. Speaking of which - do you remember the review they did for a movie called 'Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things'? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[MMCK2]

Originally posted by GlimmerMan
MMCK - I must admit, I found it amusing also... it made me think of a Vids comedy sketch. Speaking of which - do you remember the review they did for a movie called 'Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things'? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Glimmerman, I have'nt seen that particular episode but it sounds ******* hilarious. Hahahaaaaaaaaaaahahahah!

I was watching another episode of their's the other day, where at the start of it Nige is talking about the by now obligatory shots of erections and spunk now shown in mainstream movies. He then turns to the camera and sincerely states the following.

" Now word has it on the grapevine that Clooney's new film is about a guy who could suck his own knob. Apparently John Travolta has signed on to play a President with a bent peter, and a penchent for fish flavoured cigars, in his latest movie. And word has it Bruce Willis is preparing to star in John Stagliano's 'Die Hard On 5: Premature Ejaculation'!"

Ahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaahhaaa. I p*ssed myself laughing when I first saw that show. Channel 4 is not worth watching without it.

Peace.

MMCK

 

[GlimmerMan]

HAHAHAHA!!! I will see if I can dig out all my old episodes, man. I will copy them all onto one tape and send them to you. Do you remember when Nige attempted to describe the plot of the movie 'Schitzopolis' using biscuits to symbolise the main characters?! Hahahaha! He ended up using a garibaldi biscuit, a rich tea biscuit, a snowball and a custard cream, which wasn't meant to signify anything - it was just really nice dunked in tea! He ended the review by shouting: "Schitzopolis? SH*TZOPOLIS, MORE LIKE! NO! NO! NO! NO!" He punctuated each shout of "NO" by smashing the snowball to bits with a sledgehammer!

Awesome show.

Glimmer

 

[MMCK2]

Originally posted by GlimmerMan
HAHAHAHA!!! I will see if I can dig out all my old episodes, man. I will copy them all onto one tape and send them to you. Do you remember when Nige attempted to describe the plot of the movie 'Schitzopolis' using biscuits to symbolise the main characters?! Hahahaha! He ended up using a garibaldi biscuit, a rich tea biscuit, a snowball and a custard cream, which wasn't meant to signify anything - it was just really nice dunked in tea! He ended the review by shouting: "Schitzopolis? SH*TZOPOLIS, MORE LIKE! NO! NO! NO! NO!" He punctuated each shout of "NO" by smashing the snowball to bits with a sledgehammer!

Awesome show.

Glimmer

Hhahahahahahaah!! By the way, have you ever seen the one where they review this crappy low budget horror film "Kolobos". Nige really rips into it, asserting his distain by shouting "Kolobos, Bollockos! more like. You want gore, I'll give you ******* gore" He then cuts his finger off and sticks it up his nose and says calmly "Oh nice, get that bogie". HAHAhahahahahahahah!

Glimmerman, that would be cool if you could copy some of the shows onto tape as I would like to see the ones I've missed or fogotton to tape. If you like I will pay any postage/costs for sending them. And the same applies, if you have missed any of the shows from series 4 which ran from Jan 2000-March 2000 I will copy them onto tape for you. I'll see if I can list the films they reviewed in each show.

My e-mail address is below and there is no panic.

brian@mck83.freeserve.co.uk

Cheers mate

 

[tora]

It sounds ridiculous for such a professional like Steven.

 

[GlimmerMan]

Tora - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

MMCK - No worries about the postage matey - just give me a bit of time to sort them all out - I've got something like 90 copied tapes which I never use anymore, and there are mixed up episodes of Vids on about 5 random videos! Hahahaha!

Glimmer