You never know...

TDWoj

Administrator
Staff member
... where a mention of our Steven is going to pop up.

So I'm watching this British TV series called House Doctor, where people who are having trouble selling their house get in a designer to redesign the interiors to make the house more saleable.

Tonight's eppie has a couple of which the wife is an American from California named Sabrina. The decorator is telling her she has to choose which pictures she's going to keep on the wall, and she chooses the one of her and Steven Seagal (autographed!) with all the usual attendant kissing noises.

You just never know the strange places our Steven is likely to turn up... even if he's just a picture on the wall (by the way, Sabrina, a woman definitely not in the first flush of youth, is a big-haired blonde who never got over the 80s. She also had a parrot fetish, and revealed she liked to "play" with her parrots under the covers for an hour in the morning, definitely TMI, IMHO.)!

Yikes!
 

Lotussan

I Belong To Steven
hmmmm, that is odd about the parrots...
But he is a very popular guy...
Bound to attract all sorts I'd say...
And she is from California, I'll bet his
name is virtually a household word
in his neck of the woods...
 

ORANGATUANG

Wildfire
Bulletin; Yep iam in the mood tonight girls i shall be writing one of my stories abit later.
I have all sorts in my head at the moment..Catch the story at "MY WILDEST DREAMS".
Heather....
 

Amos Stevens

New Member
Gee I wonder if you ladies would have noticed if it was a picture of anyone else besides Seagal? You would think you have a one tracked mind :)
 

TDWoj

Administrator
Staff member
It was hard not to notice, since the lady of the house waved the picture in front of the camera for all the world to see.

I was just making the observation that while watching what is essentially a home decorating show, seeing a picture of our Steven suddenly turn up in it is not something you see every day....
 

ORANGATUANG

Wildfire
Amos Stevens said:
Gee I wonder if you ladies would have noticed if it was a picture of anyone else besides Seagal? You would think you have a one tracked mind :)

Of course we have a one track mind Amos and its Steven all the way...Huh gotcha you thought i was going to say MUD, didnt you..Ohhh buggar i just did.Hey but its nice clean mud..Ummm dont shoot the messenger but your not jealous eh??..We love you too you know dont we girls..Heather....
 

Lotussan

I Belong To Steven
Heather, you are so funny...Yeah, Amos is a sweet one, but my heart belongs to Steven, but that doesn't mean I don't love all of you, my friends, because I do...
My love for Steven is just a bit more passionate if you know what I mean, hehehe...
He is all things to me, and all of those things are sooooooooo sooooooo beautiful...:)
 

ORANGATUANG

Wildfire
Lotussan said:
Heather, you are so funny...Yeah, Amos is a sweet one, but my heart belongs to Steven, but that doesn't mean I don't love all of you, my friends, because I do...
My love for Steven is just a bit more passionate if you know what I mean, hehehe...
He is all things to me, and all of those things are sooooooooo sooooooo beautiful...:)

Hey i aim to please thanks girl..Iam sure Amos has got a sense of humour, he has stirred me up alot this is just payback in a fun way..Umm i better quit while iam ahead or i might get my butt whooped..lol...Iam so scared..Catch
you later .Heather....
 
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