Did you read this ???
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"Help Me Make It Through The Night" Based on the performance by Kris Kristofferson
"Help Stamp Out Steven Seagal" Parody by Airfarcewon
I think he pronouces his name..Seagal,(rhymes with "well") but, for this parody..rhyme it with "wall"...And all you S.S. fans...call off the dogs..this is just in fun, (tongue in cheeky)
Crazy eyebrows, combed back hair
Six foot somethin'...mean and tough
He's got muscles in his breath
Knocks out bad guys with a puff
Always shows up in a town
Where he's needed most of all
Please send money or big shoes
Help Stamp Out Steven Seagal !
On the side of right, not wrong
Martial arts is his best friend
Movies not of rocket science
Seen the start...you know the end..
He connects with ponytails
Like the fat part in a stall
Please send money or big shoes
Help Stamp Out Steven Seagal !
On the side of right, not wrong
On acting lessons did not spend
Movies not of rocket science
Seen the start...you'll know the end..
He connects with ponytails
Like the fat part in a stall
Please send money or big shoes
Help Stamp Out Steven Seagal !
For God Sakes, please!
It's our last hope !
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strange !!!
suzi