Top 10 things I like about Steven Seagal

zookie

New Member
1 hes a rudeboy!
2. the cheesy lines
3. hes at peace with himself
4. hes wise
5. hes cool
6. he can produce
7. he can sing amazing
8. hes an aries
9. his clothes
10. hes steven!
 

KimonoSoul

Wacky on the Junk
Lot's of people mentioned his wardrobe...I'd love to raid his closet! I'd look like I was playing dress-up, but that could be fun!! Maybe he has a tie dyed T-shirt hanging around somewhere....
I dig his ponytail and those big hands! Man!!! Of course, everything else, physically speaking...is just fine too....a fine specimen of maleness.....
 

GlimmerMan

Huge Member
Here are the top ten things I like about him:

1. The pointy 'V' shape his hairline makes.
2. His penchant for wearing large jackets in warm climates
3. His orange skin
4. His martial arts skills which he doesn't use, preferring to use fight doubles
5. His ponytail which mysteriously grows longer and shorter throughout his movies
6. His preferred choice of vehicle in his films - usually a large, black truck
7. His two sole expressions - squinty and angry
8. His green vest in Under Siege
9. The wispy grey bits in his hilarious beard in Hard To Kill
10. The way he runs (or doesn't run, at this point in his career)

Thankyou for taking the time to read this. Seriously.

GMan
 

Anneliese

Happy go Lucky
He does things HIS WAY, and dont care, if anybody likes it or not!
He is tall, handsome, confident
He is generous
He likes children
He doesn't give a hoot about the press
Lives his life, the way he wants too,not the way people think he should


Anneliese
 
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