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I don't mind if you bought it used, Barbara Ann. Thanks for reading it.

Thanks Donald and Dexter, I appreciate it. After digging some more I figured out who MasterD is. He wrote to me a couple times with questions about Lulu (the company that I originally self-published Seagalogy through) and it looks like I didn't respond to him the last time, so that's what...

Hi, I know this is a late response, but I just came across this thread. I am the Vern in question. I'm sad that some of you didn't like my book, but I honestly can't understand how anybody could read it and get the idea that it was "demeaning" or negative toward Seagal. It's a love letter to...

Hey, thanks everybody for not getting mad at that review I wrote on The Ain't It Cool News. I hope some of you will like the movie more than I did. But I just didn't think it cut the mustard. About the action - there is maybe more action than in some of the other straight to video ones...

There are some little aikido parts, but they're not very long. Most of the action (not counting the many Yakuza shootings) is with swords. Unfortunately it is not a huge amount of action. The guy needs his rest, I guess. Don't worry though, there's more action than The Patriot. thanks...

Hey everybody it's me Vern, I wrote the world's first review of this movie. And then everybody got mad at me. Remember. I see I am not the only one that found it weak. But to be fair, it is only when you compare it to other movies that it seems bad. If you compare it to the mountain dew...

Hey thanks Lee, I appreciate it bud. But hey, for the last time, I did not criticize Seagal's weight. For crying out loud, some of you I don't think even read the review. I DEFENDED what I called Seagal's "Fat Elvis period." Most people who read Ain't It Cool News, and in fact, pretty much...

I don't remember any offhand. Definitely not any memorable ones I guess. --Vern

Wow, thanks. I knew I'd win you over. I guess everything's cool then. Glad we could clear this up. thanks lotus, Vern

Exit Wounds was only a couple years ago. Quit being so hard on the guy. It's not like there's some district manager higher up in the chain who makes the decisions for him. We all choose our path in life. Nobody HAS to make a movie about pen pals. You and I have never made movies about pen...

I borrowed a promotional screener that the studio sends out for video stores and critics. And you're right, I'd bet money that Seagal hasn't bothered to watch it.

Hey there, it was fine to insult me when I was just some name on the Ain't It Cool News, but now that you know I'm actually reading this you might want to try being, like, a nice person or something. At least, that's what my ma taught me. Nah, she was probaly wrong though. You're probaly...

Lady, I'm standing right here. At least wait until I leave the room. --Vern

Well, this guy is of Asian descent but he doesn't come from Hong Kong action movies or martial arts or anything. He is the guy who did Cabin By the Lake, a horrible made for cable movie where Judd Nelson is a screenwriter who kills people as research for his screenplay. So it's not a surprise...

I don't think I called you a hypocrite bud. I don't think you need to like my review either. And I appreciate you being nice to me in your posts. "It's all good" as the young kids say. thanks for the comments. --Vern

Okay, in that case the choreography was VERY impressive, in the sense that it was NOT impressive. I think. Well I'm gonna explain it to you then bud. In the case of this picture, the plot is hilarious enough that it must be explained in order for the review to be worthwhile. I have some...

It's slower than Belly of the Beast but not as boring as The Foreigner. Unfortunately there is not all that much action. There is some guns, some swords and a little bit of fighting. He does throw a guy through a window but the window is already open. This is very unusual for Seagal, who...

I didn't write that title, Moriarty did. But I don't have a problem with it personally. I think calling a lesser straight to video Steven Seagal movie "the most important ever" is funny. It made me laugh. I don't remember any fat jokes in this one, but I accept the criticism. I know I've made...

Yeah, but in my defense though... Hi everybody, my name is Vern and I am the jerk/moron/fat mouth/idiot etc. who wrote the review in question. I just wanted to defend myself and clarify a few things about the movie. First of all, I am a huge Steven Seagal fan. This goes for both the good...