Chuck VS Steven ?

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big matt

Fe Fi Fo Fum
Norris would "Play Dead" before pummeling Steven so powerfully that Steven and all his films etc were wiped from history.

Then Chuck would relax with a ceegar and a glass of lightly chilled milk.

Then after a little nap, he would start on Van Damme (who can also kick seagal's head in), then to warm down he would bitch slap Dolph Lundgren.

After a day's rest he would probably bitch slap Bolo Yeoung for something to do. Then that night he would unwind with some light sparring at his regular martial arts club "The Linlithgow Head Hunters MMA club".

You cant argue with the facts.
 

Pandora

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big matt said:
Norris would "Play Dead" before pummeling Steven so powerfully that Steven and all his films etc were wiped from history.

Then Chuck would relax with a ceegar and a glass of lightly chilled milk.

Then after a little nap, he would start on Van Damme (who can also kick seagal's head in), then to warm down he would bitch slap Dolph Lundgren.

After a day's rest he would probably bitch slap Bolo Yeoung for something to do. Then that night he would unwind with some light sparring at his regular martial arts club "The Linlithgow Head Hunters MMA club".

You cant argue with the facts.

I don't think there are any facts in your post. A lot of fantising going on here.
 

reno77

Member
Chuck vs Seagal

I assume you are a Chuck fan? I also noticed the TCB logo with the lightning bolt - aka Elvis?
It would truly have been good to see Norris and Seagal in a film together as I believe it would have made an interesting comparrison in fighting styles.
 

take-sensei

Die Hard Seagal fan!
That's BS man!!!

Pandora said:
I don't think there are any facts in your post. A lot of fantising going on here.

Precisely, he doesn't have it about techniques or someting. What I was saying was real when Seagal was in Japan and the US in his TenShin Dojo when he was young.

There where real Black Belt tests, and the where extremely difficult to do, and one student of Seagal says: "I have seen few people past the test for their first time, and in fact I would suprise to say that not passing the test your first time, is a part of the test".

And I may be don't know how good Norris is, and I would be always a question who would beat each other, and I well tell you, It is not important!
I only know that Seagal was well trained in his old days, and I respect him very because he don't only has his black belt in Aikido buth also in Karate, Judo, Kempo and he have learned so much!!!

He is in my opinion a real Shodan with an own unique style, and he is a very nice man but also a leathal weapon! And Seagal has a lot of discipline, and also he wouldn't hit his wife or fight with somebody on street without a reason (he has many and much of descipline) and that are one of the thinks I loved Steven Seagal so much!

This was something I would like to say. Have a good night everybody ;)

Greets take-sensei
 

Pandora

Member
Exactly take-sensei!!!! Steven is very disciplined and I expect he does not stand fools easily either, but he is a very nice person and a wonderful caring human being. He is my "big papa" for certain!
 

ORANGATUANG

Wildfire
"Big Papa" eh?...Thats for sure Pandora if he didnt have the big heart he has no way would he do for this world what he does...wether its animals/ humans...
 

marky96

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Seagal is also untested in competitive combat which is the main reason, despite his high level of training and on screen prowess, that he was scoffed at by martial arts experts. Norris was Professional Middleweight Karate champion for six years from 1968 - 1974 and also in 1969 was awarded Karate's triple crown for the most tournament wins of the year, and the fighter of the year award by Black Belt magazine. These are things with Seagal has never had.
 

spartan_warrior

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bruce lee was fast and strong-chuck would have got his ass ripped by sijo lee!!!moreover, wing chun is a much more advanced art than korean tang soo do which was chuck`s core technique.
 

Littledragon

Above The Law
usernametaken said:
you lot are quality, makes me laugh everytime i come back to this forum.

I know what you mean. This is such a stupid and pointless thread, members actually take the time to respond and post thinking it will ever happen. Boy is this stupid. What's next Superman vs. Batman or maybe Mr. Clean vs. The Jolly Green Giant. :rolleyes:
 

Donald Lee Wilkey

A Steven Seagal fan
Lol

Littledragon said:
I know what you mean. This is such a stupid and pointless thread, members actually take the time to respond and post thinking it will ever happen. Boy is this stupid. What's next Superman vs. Batman or maybe Mr. Clean vs. The Jolly Green Giant. :rolleyes:

Good reply Littledragon !!
haha
 

ShotoScorpion

Child of the Night
Lets go mythological with it.....how about Zeus vs Thor. Im surprised they haven't made a Norris vs Seagal movie yet.....with different actors playing each of the two because neither of them would do it. I mean, they've done Freddy vs Jason.....Alien vs Predator.....Frankenstein vs the Wolfman. My point is that its stupid....lol.
 
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