"Steven We Love You"(off-topic)

ORANGATUANG

ORANGATUANG

Wildfire
There are an couple of his movies i just refuse to watch not my cup of tea plus dont tickle my fancy either..:p BUT most of them i like :oops: phewwwwww lucky aint i...;)
 
ORANGATUANG

ORANGATUANG

Wildfire
There are an couple of his movies i just refuse to watch not my cup of tea plus dont tickle my fancy either..:p BUT most of them i like :oops: phewwwwww lucky aint i...;)
 
BarbaraAnn101

BarbaraAnn101

Well-Known Member
I will watch Attack Force...if for no other reason that it makes me laugh my ass off.....when his voice goes from Zen Master to Elderly Male Sociopath
 
BarbaraAnn101

BarbaraAnn101

Well-Known Member
I will watch Attack Force...if for no other reason that it makes me laugh my ass off.....when his voice goes from Zen Master to Elderly Male Sociopath
 
ORANGATUANG

ORANGATUANG

Wildfire
:Diam so glad i wasnt the only one thinking that one was weird ... but an good kind of weird..:eek:so that is what i saw bouncing around the forum girl your ass ..well you did say you were laughing your ass off:p:p:p
 
BarbaraAnn101

BarbaraAnn101

Well-Known Member
Well, my ass would bounce around the forum...as well as two other things I know Mr. Seagal would enjoy the said bouncing of.......
 
ORANGATUANG

ORANGATUANG

Wildfire
I wonder what punishment Steven would deal out now that one of his girls he has been done by the law?..again lol said i was bad just how bad hell iam not telling:eek:hope he takes into account iam an good girl some times:pan very good girl.. cant help it if i was in an hurry and got done for jay walking ..i wont say what i called the cop when he drove off ..iam not that silly not here i wont walls have ears here..
 
ORANGATUANG

ORANGATUANG

Wildfire
If the punishment included handcuffs oh yeah count me in ..if he hasnt got any ..i have :eek: nice set of pink ones
:p:p yes iam oh sooooo wicked at times i know but hey not gonna change ..
 
ORANGATUANG

ORANGATUANG

Wildfire
Steven your my hero..baby and iam sure you have others here whom think that..do us all an favour ok just be careful out there we know you can handle your self and you all have each others backs BUT you just have to still be on your toes...love you ..always..
 
BarbaraAnn101

BarbaraAnn101

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My Text message tone on my cell phone is the opening of Lawman...where Steven says "I make a living in the movies, but for the last 20 years I have also been a cop.......(it goes all the way thru to him saying ) Steven Seagal, Deputy Sherriff".....my Facebook messages go to my phone, and I recieved LOTS of Birthday wishes today.......it was so nice...I heard Steven talk like,....40 times today :)
 
ORANGATUANG

ORANGATUANG

Wildfire
Is it safe to come here to say that I LOVE STEVEN or is that wrong too....??? was in the mood for writting but that gone out the window may get in the sh.it for that...screw it!!!
 
BarbaraAnn101

BarbaraAnn101

Well-Known Member
Hey, sweetie, you gave the disclaimer in the Shoutbox about the April Fools joke you intended to play.......everyone here is free to say whatever they want to.
That is the beauty of the Fan Forum :)
 
BarbaraAnn101

BarbaraAnn101

Well-Known Member
charles said:
Have you guys seen this? It's hilarious.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Steven-Seagal-E...282?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_2&hash=item588d3f1b62
Click to expand...

Yes, I have seen that...they have it on T-Shirts and all...too funny

And, now, I wanted to share an experience I had today which I thought would make my fellow fan forum(ers) laugh.

Here in America, we have a product called Hamburger Helper...which comes in various flavors, you mix it with ground beef and "poof!!" instant dinner....

Well, I was at Target (department store) with my Mom, and I saw that they now have Asian Helper...which you mix with chicken and make a dinner out of...

So, here I am...all SUPER relaxed after my first Acupunture treatment....and I see this box of Asian Helper...so I go to grab it.....as I do, TWO boxes of Mexican Hamburger Helper fall off the shelf and hit me!!!, LOL!!!

And in my super-Zen relaxed state...I picked up the two boxes of Mexican Hamburger Helper and said
"Listen, it's not my fault that Steven Seagal is doing Border Patrol with Sheriff Joe Arpaio in Arizona right now, ok? He is upholding the laws of the United States....and that is a good thing"

And my Mom was laughing so hard that I was talking to these two boxes of Mexican Hamburger Helper and explaining why I felt it was good for Steven to be doing Border Patrol right now.....LOL

In the end, I DID take the Asian Helper AND the Mexican Hamburger Helper home with me....as I belive in a culturally diverse dinner...and that, in the end...we can all be at mealtime harmony with each other....

(Like I said guys....WICKED relaxed after the Acupunture today....LISTEN to Steven.....Acupuncture is AMAZING)
 
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