"Top Ten Messages On Steven Seagal's Answering Machine":Did you know this?

suziwong

suziwong

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I don't know may be you know this.interesting & funny !!


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CBS.com
Lateshow with David Letterman
March 20, 2001


Top Ten Messages On Steven Seagal's Answering Machine


10. "Great film. Was it a challenge memorizing your four lines?"

9. "This is Blockbuster. You have a bunch of overdue Steven Seagal movies"

8. "You know that part when the bad guy said something that made you mad, so you kicked him? How do you come up with stuff like that?"

7. "This is Bob at the carwash. All of a sudden you're too big to come to work?"

6. "Hey, Steve, it's the devil. Remember that contract you signed?"

5. "Stevie Seagal, it's Josh Goldstein from your Hebrew school"

4. "Hey, it's Letterman. Can you give me a ride to kung fu class?"

3. "You have no messages"

2. "It's your brother: I want $50,000 in unmarked bills or I reveal that you're 74 years old"

1. "Your new movie kicks ass!!! You're awesome!!! Give me a call in the Oval Office"

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ORANGATUANG

ORANGATUANG

Wildfire
suziwong said:
I don't know may be you know this.interesting & funny !!


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CBS.com
Lateshow with David Letterman
March 20, 2001


Top Ten Messages On Steven Seagal's Answering Machine


10. "Great film. Was it a challenge memorizing your four lines?"

9. "This is Blockbuster. You have a bunch of overdue Steven Seagal movies"

8. "You know that part when the bad guy said something that made you mad, so you kicked him? How do you come up with stuff like that?"

7. "This is Bob at the carwash. All of a sudden you're too big to come to work?"

6. "Hey, Steve, it's the devil. Remember that contract you signed?"

5. "Stevie Seagal, it's Josh Goldstein from your Hebrew school"

4. "Hey, it's Letterman. Can you give me a ride to kung fu class?"

3. "You have no messages"

2. "It's your brother: I want $50,000 in unmarked bills or I reveal that you're 74 years old"

1. "Your new movie kicks ass!!! You're awesome!!! Give me a call in the Oval Office"

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Hi Suziwong,can i say(ha,ha,ha) thats so funny you made my night..
Did you get my private message? i sent it yesterday...
I hope i didnt mess it up, iam still getting used to sending them.
bye Heather..
 
suziwong

suziwong

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Staff member
"Did you get my private message? i sent it yesterday"...

Oh Heather I did not look my private messages yet. I am sorry please forgive me !!
I will read then I'll answer you ASAP !!!!
Thank you
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TDWoj

TDWoj

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Staff member
suziwong said:
I don't know may be you know this.interesting & funny !!


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CBS.com
Lateshow with David Letterman
March 20, 2001


Top Ten Messages On Steven Seagal's Answering Machine


10. "Great film. Was it a challenge memorizing your four lines?"

9. "This is Blockbuster. You have a bunch of overdue Steven Seagal movies"

8. "You know that part when the bad guy said something that made you mad, so you kicked him? How do you come up with stuff like that?"

7. "This is Bob at the carwash. All of a sudden you're too big to come to work?"

6. "Hey, Steve, it's the devil. Remember that contract you signed?"

5. "Stevie Seagal, it's Josh Goldstein from your Hebrew school"

4. "Hey, it's Letterman. Can you give me a ride to kung fu class?"

3. "You have no messages"

2. "It's your brother: I want $50,000 in unmarked bills or I reveal that you're 74 years old"

1. "Your new movie kicks ass!!! You're awesome!!! Give me a call in the Oval Office"

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LOL! I'm not a big fan of Letterman's, but he does come up with some funny top ten lists occasionally.

Teasing our Steven, eh... he does like to live dangerously, doesn't he....

-TD, chuckling
 
Lotussan

Lotussan

I Belong To Steven
Some was so funny and some was not...
I really liked number four and number one personally!
Thank-You suziiii! You are great!

Love...


Heather, I owe you a message, I am sorry I was real
tired last night, but I am sending you one right now, girl...
Steven is my hero too, you know...
 
ORANGATUANG

ORANGATUANG

Wildfire
suziwong said:
"Did you get my private message? i sent it yesterday"...

Oh Heather I did not look my private messages yet. I am sorry please forgive me !!
I will read then I'll answer you ASAP !!!!
Thank you
in onenesss
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Hey thats cool, no drama i just wanted to know because iam still getting used of sending them eh? i dont want to mess them up..
Ilove the cat on the record player sooooo, cute, cuddly just like Steven?
bye now lotsa huggs... Heather..
 
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Serena

Administrator
Thank you, Suzi. Some of those were humorous. I can't believe there are still things out there we haven't seen yet. Leave it to you, Suzi, to keep discovering them! We certainly appreciate that. - Serena.


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ORANGATUANG

ORANGATUANG

Wildfire
Lotussan said:
Some was so funny and some was not...
I really liked number four and number one personally!
Thank-You suziiii! You are great!

Love...


Heather, I owe you a message, I am sorry I was real
tired last night, but I am sending you one right now, girl...
Steven is my hero too, you know...
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Hey thats cool, i have recieved it thanks..
Tired eh? hope no naughty things, you know that iam only joking..
You can though about Steven no harm in that, i sure the hell do, i think its healthy at least we know that we are aliveeeeeee.huh?
I know he gets my blood stirrin.....(pump,pump.).
Bye now lotsa luv from Heather.
 
Storm

Storm

Smile dammit!
Well done Suzi! Some more coming in..
5 "It's Kelly. Tell Arissa i'll pull her hair out."
4 "Nasso here.I can't stop on long as it may be tapped.Er, can you put in a word with my parole officer?"
3"It's Warner Bros. 50 million if you make US 3. Just kidding. Miramax offering 10 grand for a rent-paying straight to video flick. Had you then!"
2 "It's DMX asking if you have a role,even as tea boy as my ****ty records stopped selling"
1 "Just Tom Arnold to say i didn't mean to call you a blob. I mean, i have to look in the mirror you know!"
 
Trinity

Trinity

My Hero.
Storm said:
Well done Suzi! Some more coming in..
5 "It's Kelly. Tell Arissa i'll pull her hair out."
4 "Nasso here.I can't stop on long as it may be tapped.Er, can you put in a word with my parole officer?"
3"It's Warner Bros. 50 million if you make US 3. Just kidding. Miramax offering 10 grand for a rent-paying straight to video flick. Had you then!"
2 "It's DMX asking if you have a role,even as tea boy as my ****ty records stopped selling"
1 "Just Tom Arnold to say i didn't mean to call you a blob. I mean, i have to look in the mirror you know!"
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Storm,the Tornado pic is awesome!! Where was that taken from?:)
 
Storm

Storm

Smile dammit!
I took it as it was coming towards me! Not really, just flicked through an image search 'till i liked one.
 
suziwong

suziwong

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Staff member
Storm said:
Well done Suzi! Some more coming in..
5 "It's Kelly. Tell Arissa i'll pull her hair out."
4 "Nasso here.I can't stop on long as it may be tapped.Er, can you put in a word with my parole officer?"
3"It's Warner Bros. 50 million if you make US 3. Just kidding. Miramax offering 10 grand for a rent-paying straight to video flick. Had you then!"
2 "It's DMX asking if you have a role,even as tea boy as my ****ty records stopped selling"
1 "Just Tom Arnold to say i didn't mean to call you a blob. I mean, i have to look in the mirror you know!"
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hehehehehe !!!! what can I say !! AWESOME !!! thank you Storm !!

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mikek7316

mikek7316

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That's pretty funny. A little good-natured ribbing once in a while never hurt anybody, especially Mr. Seagal.


Mike
 
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