At this moment, I am at home, about to work, but am getting my back teeth loosened by the roadwork under my window.
I reported a leaking fire hydrant on Sunday. By the time Public Works came out to look at it on Sunday, more water was coming out of the crack in the sidewalk, at this point, just a gentle little burble.
Public Works went away, came back and put a safety cone on it. They opened the fire hydrant to let the water out, didn't close the valve properly and, which, as I found out later, resulted in the water in the hydrant freezing.
Monday, another Public Works worker came by, had a look at, cleared the snow from the sewer grate - and went away again. At this point, it wasn't just a gentle burble, there was the makings of a serious waterspout, and water was just pouring out of the cracks in the sidewalk.
Yesterday they started working on it.
"They" being Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest.
They dug a hole. Hole filled up with water. Naturally - the water main was broken. They brought in a pump. Pumped out the water. More water came in. They put in a "form" so they could work.
More water came in.
Figured out they'd dug the hole in the wrong place.
Made the hole bigger.
More water came in.
Brought in a SuperSucker tanker to suck out debris, as well as a back hoe to dig down to the water main. One tanker and a couple of dump trucks later...
...there was still water coming in.
Last night around midnight they were trying to reposition the form. They measured the hole; they measured the form. Got the back hoe to pick up the form. Only had one guy maneouvering the form (a metal form, very heavy, a box about 6 x 7 feet), so of course the form went swinging this way and that. Did not have another guy on the other side to stabilise it.
Tried to put it in the hole. Didn't fit. Why? They hadn't acually measured the size of the hole, they measured the space they wanted the form to fit in, which of course, it wouldn't because the hole wasn't big enough.
Ahem.
They finally wedged the form in, went away, and are now back this morning - digging a bigger hole.