Which do you think is Steven Seagal's humorous moments on film?

[Donald Lee Wilkey]

I think he was funny in Marked For Death when he says to Joanna Pacula, "Let me tell you something. Go down to any soup kitchen and you'll find a lot of guys like me"
I also laugh when the villains are rendered unconscious without being hit or kicked by Steven Seagal in all of his films

 

[Amos Stevens]

Parts In Glimmerman

Cupcake in the movie On Deadly Ground

Angermanagement class in Exit Wounds

 

[KimonoSoul]

I've watched it a bunch of times, in "Belly of the Beast" when Steven calls that guy "trailer park bitch," I laugh so hard I snort.

 

[Nick]

Intentionally Hilarious Comedic Scenes:

After the short and brutal confrontation inside the restaurant in Glimmer Man him answering the Phone. And many others which I can't remember from the top of my head.

Unintentionally Hilarious Comedic Scenes(Me Quoting Myself From Into The Sun Review):

Only scene that was hilarious was towards the end. Steven’s Japanese partner climbs over the fence and opens the gate for the big guy. But did Steven walk in? No, he rides in his Jeep. Hilarious simply hilarious.

 

[Lollipop]

I've watched it a bunch of times, in "Belly of the Beast" when Steven calls that guy "trailer park bitch," I laugh so hard I snort.

KimonoSoul you have got to quit that snort laugh!!

 

[ORANGATUANG]

Love it when the puppy pisses on the jerk that dumped him ..in OFJ..

 

[Leah]

I LMAO at all the humor in the Glimmerman.

 

[KimonoSoul]

KimonoSoul you have got to quit that snort laugh!!

I can't help it!!! lol!!! *snort* I have to suck in more oxygen very quickly, and it makes a loud noise!! lol!!*snort*

 

[Prisoner 1137]

Glimmerman was probably the best stuff, I like when Steven says "Get your White Ass Outta here"

 

[BillyRayLancing]

I thought him running in Nico was hillarious - his running style is how could you say - original!

 

[GlimmerMan]

Yeah man - he runs like a girl! Hahahahahaha! The way he runs after the thug at the beginning of Marked For Death is pretty unintentionally hilarious too!

 

[Littledragon]

I love how he runs!!

Yeah man - he runs like a girl! Hahahahahaha! The way he runs after the thug at the beginning of Marked For Death is pretty unintentionally hilarious too!

LOL Glimmer. I love how he swings his arms when he runs, that is so funny!

 

[GlimmerMan]

I actually started running like that myself unintentionally after seeing his movies!

 

[Nick]

Glimmer no wonder thick headed kids started picking on you Through you showed them of course that it was just your running that wasn't too masculine. Television what can I say it influences us in strange ways.

 

[Serena]

"I liked you a lot better as a bitch" from Belly of the Beast.
Did you guys wince when he grabbed that guy's crotch?!

 

[yudansha]

that was a funny moment

Dundee was funnier though with the same scene in one of those Crocodile movies.

Of Seagal's funny moments - his love scenes are funny.

 

[Serena]

Dundee was funnier though with the same scene in one of those Crocodile movies.

Of Seagal's funny moments - his love scenes are funny.

Yes! Dundee was great in that movie. And when he pulled out his *knife*.

Steven's love scenes aren't funny. They're creepy!
I know I've said this before (but who around here doesn't keep repeating themselves ), but to me he looks very uncomfortable in any love scene! Like he's afraid he's going to squish the poor girl.

 

[yudansha]

"Like he's afraid he's going to squish the poor girl."

That is why any of his co-stars must pass at least the 100lb. mark. And that is being very generous. (sort of like some thrill rides where they allow entry to those who've reached a certain height)

 

[GlimmerMan]

I wonder how much the guy weighs...

 

[yudansha]

"I wonder how much the guy weighs..."

Doesn't everybody?