Your Fav. Movie Quotes.
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tora
Funmaker
First Arnie film I saw was Commando and it happened long before I got into Seagal.Though I'm not an Arnie fan I fount there was some good humor in it.
On the plane stewardess asking John Matrix:"do you have any baggage?"
Matrix pointing to the big nigger next to him:"No,just him."
And also this one.
"Sunny,remember I promised to kill you the last?So you know,I lied."
Matrix dropped the guy into the abyss.His female partner asked him:"What did you do to him?"
Marix:"I let him go."
On the plane stewardess asking John Matrix:"do you have any baggage?"
Matrix pointing to the big nigger next to him:"No,just him."
And also this one.
"Sunny,remember I promised to kill you the last?So you know,I lied."
Matrix dropped the guy into the abyss.His female partner asked him:"What did you do to him?"
Marix:"I let him go."
"Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in where a man dressed up like a bat gets all of my press?" - Jack Napier/Joker in Batman
And then, there's The Princess Bride, that has so many good lines, I don't know which ones to choose:
Vizzini: "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is: 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia.' But, only slightly less well known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!'"
Vizzini: "Inconceivable."
Inigo Montoya: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Inigo Montoya: "Who are you?"
Westley: "No one of consequence."
Inigo Montoya: "I must know."
Westley: "Get used to disappointment."
Inigo Montoya: "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Inigo Montoya: "Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?"
Miracle Max: "The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut, and pour lemon juice on it?"
Inigo Montoya: "You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you. "
Westley: "You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die."
And then, there's The Princess Bride, that has so many good lines, I don't know which ones to choose:
Vizzini: "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is: 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia.' But, only slightly less well known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!'"
Vizzini: "Inconceivable."
Inigo Montoya: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Inigo Montoya: "Who are you?"
Westley: "No one of consequence."
Inigo Montoya: "I must know."
Westley: "Get used to disappointment."
Inigo Montoya: "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Inigo Montoya: "Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?"
Miracle Max: "The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut, and pour lemon juice on it?"
Inigo Montoya: "You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you. "
Westley: "You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die."
Storm
Smile dammit!
Well that's why it's a good topic. The replies can be endless.
"Stick around" when Arnie sticks impales a rebel and "What the hell are you?" to the Predator when he finally sees it's ugly mug.
"It's showtime". De Niro,mocking the name of the show he has been dragged into making in Showtime.Great actor.Murphy was good too.
"Get the **** out of here". Eddie in Beverley Hills Cop.I laughed my ass off first time i saw that.
"He was fast"
Alan Ladd after out-drawing Jack Palance in Shane. Brilliant western
"Do you want a war you can't win?"
Col Trautman to the sheriff in First Blood..
"Stick around" when Arnie sticks impales a rebel and "What the hell are you?" to the Predator when he finally sees it's ugly mug.
"It's showtime". De Niro,mocking the name of the show he has been dragged into making in Showtime.Great actor.Murphy was good too.
"Get the **** out of here". Eddie in Beverley Hills Cop.I laughed my ass off first time i saw that.
"He was fast"
Alan Ladd after out-drawing Jack Palance in Shane. Brilliant western
"Do you want a war you can't win?"
Col Trautman to the sheriff in First Blood..
ORANGATUANG
Wildfire
Serena said:Good one, Tora! I really liked that movie myself! Remember this one?:
Sue: "That croc was going to eat me alive!"
Mick: "I wouldn't hold that against him. The thought crossed my mind once or twice."
Too funny!
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Ohh Serena sooo funny girl...Heather lol...
ZenMan
Guess Whos Back !!!!
Some of my favourite quotes include :
" I have never sworn allegiance to the english crown , how therefore can i be accused of being a traitor " ( William Wallace - BraveHeart)
" What the f**k are you doing ? - (Castor Troy - Face Off)
"I'm gonna get me a good job , work ma way up , learn the system .............then rob that mutherf**ker blind" !!! - (Loke Dog - Dont Be A Menace To South Central While Drinkin Yer Juice In the Hood )
and of course :
"I've decided i like it here , think i'm gonna stick around , I've also decided that if you dont like it then that's tough shit" ( Jack Taggart - Fire Down Below)
" You Tell your boss nobody , nobody threatens me ! (Jack Cole - Glimmer Man)
there just some of many that stick out when recalling certain films
***ZenMan***
" I have never sworn allegiance to the english crown , how therefore can i be accused of being a traitor " ( William Wallace - BraveHeart)
" What the f**k are you doing ? - (Castor Troy - Face Off)
"I'm gonna get me a good job , work ma way up , learn the system .............then rob that mutherf**ker blind" !!! - (Loke Dog - Dont Be A Menace To South Central While Drinkin Yer Juice In the Hood )
and of course :
"I've decided i like it here , think i'm gonna stick around , I've also decided that if you dont like it then that's tough shit" ( Jack Taggart - Fire Down Below)
" You Tell your boss nobody , nobody threatens me ! (Jack Cole - Glimmer Man)
there just some of many that stick out when recalling certain films
***ZenMan***
"Don't call me Tiny." - Sulu, Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (after he flips a guy three times his size)
Kirk: "Are you sure you won't change your mind?"
Spock: "Why - is there something wrong with the one I have?" - Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
"A keyboard - how quaint!" - Scotty, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
"Up yer shaft." - Scotty, Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one." - Spock, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Okay, that's enough of embarrassing myself on that subject.
-TD, gone back into the closet
Kirk: "Are you sure you won't change your mind?"
Spock: "Why - is there something wrong with the one I have?" - Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
"A keyboard - how quaint!" - Scotty, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
"Up yer shaft." - Scotty, Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one." - Spock, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Okay, that's enough of embarrassing myself on that subject.
-TD, gone back into the closet
ORANGATUANG
Wildfire
This one of my favourite sayings from"under seige1" Its not a job its an adventure.
ORANGATUANG said:
Good one, Heather! You just saw that the other day, didn't you?
Great movie, isn't it?A few more I liked from that movie:
Jordan: I hate being alone.
Casey: Do you hate being dead?
Jordan: You're not a cook.
Casey: Yeah, well, I also cook.
Jordan: I don't like guns.
Casey: I know, neither do I.
Krill: Where are you going?
Strannix: To make Honolulu glow in the dark.
Krill: Outstanding!
Jordan to Casey: The safest place on the ship is right behind you! -- Amen to that, eh!
ORANGATUANG
Wildfire
Thanks Serena.Sheesh yep i did but dont tell any one...Heather
ORANGATUANG
Wildfire
How about this one from james bonds movies."I Like My Martinis Shakin Not Stirred"Heather.
Kc_colt.45_ryback
Neighborhood Rules.
I like the qoute Jet Li says to Kai in "Romeo Must Die" Kai killed his brother and Li goes up to him and say: "My brother?" Kai: "Yeah." "That was a mistake."
Casablanca--truly one of the greats. The first time I saw it was at the newly restored Fox Theater in Detroit, which is an experience all on its own. Here are a few quotes from Casablanca I can recall:
Capt. Renault: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Capt. Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed.
Other woman (can't remember her name): Where were you last night?
Rick: That's so long ago, I don't remember.
Woman: Will I see you tonight?
Rick: I never make plans that far ahead.
Capt. Renault: Carl, see that Major Strasser gets a good table, one close to the ladies.
Carl: I have already given him the best, knowing he is German and would take it anyway.
Ugarte (selling the exit visa): Think of all the poor devils who can't meet Renault's price. I get it for them for half. Is that so parasitic?
Rick: I don't mind a parasite. I object to a cut-rate one.
Capt. Renault: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Capt. Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed.
Other woman (can't remember her name): Where were you last night?
Rick: That's so long ago, I don't remember.
Woman: Will I see you tonight?
Rick: I never make plans that far ahead.
Capt. Renault: Carl, see that Major Strasser gets a good table, one close to the ladies.
Carl: I have already given him the best, knowing he is German and would take it anyway.
Ugarte (selling the exit visa): Think of all the poor devils who can't meet Renault's price. I get it for them for half. Is that so parasitic?
Rick: I don't mind a parasite. I object to a cut-rate one.
Storm
Smile dammit!
You know your classics there girl.Sydney Greenstreet was good. I also remember Claude Raines being in a decent part. He was good in Phantom Of The Opera.
"I'm your worst nightmare"Eddie Murphy in 48 hrs in a redneck bar.What exactly is a redneck anyway? Is it someone who lives in the sunny,hot US states?
"I'm your worst nightmare"Eddie Murphy in 48 hrs in a redneck bar.What exactly is a redneck anyway? Is it someone who lives in the sunny,hot US states?