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    Clean jokes for a dirty world

    the irish lubricant Irish Murphy's' wife had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said. 'Hey, Murph! You just had a son! 'Ain't that...
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    Clean jokes for a dirty world

    the love dress A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?!"...
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    Machete - Reviews

    true - not really a typical 'bad' guy He was portrayed as the guy to beat, though. Typically that means the anti-hero of the plot. The ending just goes to show you that even "bad" guys can have a change of heart... That's all I'm saying. And, Don, do you know me?
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    Clean jokes for a dirty world

    boxing Boxers were asked about the dangers of their sport... 10% said that boxing is damanging to their health. 90% didn't understand the question.
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    Machete - Reviews

    yudie? I'm sure this site has a clip of his appearance in that film. Try searching beyond just the rental places...
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    Machete - Reviews

    seagal as bad guy - not so new Didn't Seagal have a role of a so-called "bad guy" in Clementine? Just sayin'...
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    Machete - Reviews

    fun Considering it was the debut for Danny Trejo as the star character amongst a cast of stars, I'd say it was pretty successful. Personally speaking, there was alot of entertainment value in there. I found it absolutely hilarious at times (humour-wise). Seagal's initial apperance in the movie...
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    hi from italy

    hence the reason of me saying it was "amongst other things" But I wouldn't call Italian food all that "sexy" eventhough it is so tempting and desirable. :D Canada is great. It is this huge place which is mostly unused. Imagine the race track you can build! Schummi would have to relocate...
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    hi from italy

    Long live the Schuderia! Hey, Maurizio! As many here, I am a fan of Steven Seagal and also European. (and then there's this Canada also :D) I don't speak Italian, but I love that word ... what is it now ... help me out, Serena :D Scaglietti Above The Law and aikido are also one of my...
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    Oops Schummi did it again...

    thanks for the "information" It's been mentioned numerous times in the Schummi (a.k.a. Formula1) thread. Thanks for not posting it there...
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    The Ja Rule Thread.

    What happened? How did he get punked? Did someone steal his rims? :D
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    Steven Seagal Mentioned In Rap Songs

    I didn't bring it up... Hey, LD, did you notice those quotation marks? I was quoting a post! Be more careful to roll your eyes next time... :D
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    The Jet Li Thread!

    Great stuff!!! This will be awesome! I think I've heard something about a sequel to Fists of Fury but that it won't feature Li...
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    Van Damme's Upcoming Movies.

    I think... It's a bit too early to do an action film on Iraq... I think the film will be so much over-flawed that it will be a joke. My prediction only.
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    The Mixed Martial Arts Thread.

    Ultimate Fighter 2 coming soon! They say it will feature heavyweights this time, too. Did you get a chance to watch Ultimate Fight Night, LD?