Laughter is the best medicine!

[yudansha]

Stitches cartoons 1...

For Serena and other nurses here:

 

[yudansha]

Stitches cartoons 2...

Tora ... from a tiger to a rabbit to a ... :=))

 

[yudansha]

Stitches cartoons 3...

If you have troubles with finances and are looking to save some money:

 

[yudansha]

Stitches cartoons 4...

For all you food lovers - food ... and its consequences:

 

[yudansha]

Stitches cartoons 5...

For those who like to 'beat the system' and for those who have to live with the new system:

 

[yudansha]

Stitches cartoons 6...

The new breed of doctors:

 

[yudansha]

Stitches cartoons 7...

Now this should be fun to see your funny side. Try to come up with the most humourous caption for this cartoon:

 

[Amos Stevens]

How about,"It was just one M&M too many"

 

[Serena]

Yudansha--Thanks for the medical cartoon jokes! I printed them and have them on the message board in the break room for our unit. No one has put any new ones up in a while and everybody's gotten a chuckle. Thanks again.

 

[yudansha]

You're welcome Serena ...

That's perfect Serena. I'm surprised however. 'Stitches' is a medical humour journal issued to family physicians exclusively. So do you guys in the States don't get this magazine?

 

[Serena]

That's perfect Serena. I'm surprised however. 'Stitches' is a medical humour journal issued to family physicians exclusively. So do you guys in the States don't get this magazine?

I don't really know if anyone does or not, but no one usually takes the time to put things up on the board. Leave it to good 'ol Serena, you know? You know--the one who refills the coffee machine, although she doesn't drink it.

If you come across any more, I'd appreciate them. Thanks!

 

[yudansha]

Monthly at best, but also read the rest ... (other funnies than cartoons here)

It'd be my pleasure (eventhough it takes a few hours to scan, resize, re-edit, resave, and post ... but it's only rock'n'roll but ... finish the phrase and you'll get the answer). The only problem is that it's a magazine issued on a monthly basis, and since I'm not a physician, I get it only on select occasions ... a trick in marketing I figured out...

 

[Serena]

It'd be my pleasure (eventhough it takes a few hours to scan, resize, re-edit, resave, and post ... but it's only rock'n'roll but ... finish the phrase and you'll get the answer). The only problem is that it's a magazine issued on a monthly basis, and since I'm not a physician, I get it only on select occasions ... a trick in marketing I figured out...

"But I like it, like it, yes I do!"
Excellent song!

Seriously, though, don't go to all that trouble.
I wouldn't!

 

[yudansha]

I would 'cause I like it, like it, yes I do! ... Rolling Stones .. wow I just love'em

It's a pleasure of mine to keep people happy. You see, that way everybody is at their best and hence everybody wins (figuratively speaking).

 

[yudansha]

This should give you a chuckle...

I found this recently somewhere ... hope you enjoy (but control yourselves):

 

[yudansha]

Penguins, cartoons, and captions...

And did you see those penguins? What a technique!

LOL Amos that's a good start ... funny ... how about it? Anybody else? to come up with the most humourous caption for this cartoon:

 

[tora]

Now this should be fun to see your funny side. Try to come up with the most humourous caption for this cartoon:

"Oh my God! "

 

[Serena]

And did you see those penguins? What a technique!

LOL Amos that's a good start ... funny ... how about it? Anybody else? to come up with the most humourous caption for this cartoon:

"You're making the other angels nervous. I know you loved it down there, but you can't keep going around singing the Stones' *Get off of my cloud* up here!"

And I loved those penguins, Yudansha! Like I haven't wanted to do THAT to a few people--along with a "What WERE you thinking?"

 

[Jules]

Have I got a story for you. The other day I was driving through the wildlife refuge when I noticed a patrol car behind me. I glanced at my speedometer to make sure I was not speeding. (I have a lead foot) When I looked back up a pheasant flew in front of me and bounced off my hood then hit the patrol car. "Oh, no" I thought. Next thing I know he turned his lights on and pulled me over. The officer came to my car window and asked me if I knew why I was getting pulled over. "No" I replied. He said, "I am giving you a ticket for flipping me the bird!"

 

[Jules]

Just in case anyone was wondering, the story is just a joke! A guy at the garage where I get my van worked on told the joke to me. He spills one out after another, catching you in his jokes before you realize it. Hope you liked it.