Amos Stevens
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Ten Commandments
> Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so
> again, are thunder and lightning.
>
> Commandment2: If you want your wife to listen and
> pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in
> your sleep.
>
> Commandment3: Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at
> least 100 grand.
>
> Commandment 4: Married life is very frustrating. In
> the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the
> woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks
> and the man listens. In the third year, they both
> speak and the neighbors listen.
>
> Commandment 5: When a man opens the door of his car
> for his wife, you can be sure of One thing: either
> the car is new or the wife.
>
> Commandment 6: Marriage is when a man and woman
> become as one; the trouble starts when They try to
> decide which one.
>
> Commandment 7: Before marriage, a man will lie awake
> all night thinking about Something you say. After
> marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
>
> Commandment 8: Every man wants a wife who is
> beautiful, understanding, economical,and a good
> cook. But the law allows only one wife.
>
> Commandment 9: Marriage and love are purely matter
> of chemistry. That is why wife treats husband like
> toxic waste.
>
> Commandment10: A man is incomplete until he is
> married. After that,he is finished..
>
> Bonus Commandment story:
>
> A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The
> wife leaned over,made a wish and threw in a penny.
> The husband decided to make a wish, too. But he
> leaned over too much, fell into the well, and
> drowned.
> The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
> "It really works!"
>
> Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so
> again, are thunder and lightning.
>
> Commandment2: If you want your wife to listen and
> pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in
> your sleep.
>
> Commandment3: Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at
> least 100 grand.
>
> Commandment 4: Married life is very frustrating. In
> the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the
> woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks
> and the man listens. In the third year, they both
> speak and the neighbors listen.
>
> Commandment 5: When a man opens the door of his car
> for his wife, you can be sure of One thing: either
> the car is new or the wife.
>
> Commandment 6: Marriage is when a man and woman
> become as one; the trouble starts when They try to
> decide which one.
>
> Commandment 7: Before marriage, a man will lie awake
> all night thinking about Something you say. After
> marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
>
> Commandment 8: Every man wants a wife who is
> beautiful, understanding, economical,and a good
> cook. But the law allows only one wife.
>
> Commandment 9: Marriage and love are purely matter
> of chemistry. That is why wife treats husband like
> toxic waste.
>
> Commandment10: A man is incomplete until he is
> married. After that,he is finished..
>
> Bonus Commandment story:
>
> A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The
> wife leaned over,made a wish and threw in a penny.
> The husband decided to make a wish, too. But he
> leaned over too much, fell into the well, and
> drowned.
> The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
> "It really works!"
>
erhaps he's in a bad mood.
