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Anneliese said:GOOD THINKING BLONDE
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order.He said," I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook." This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.What does the think this place is....an auto parts store?"
" No," the cook said "Three flat tires means three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and the running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."
" Oh,OK" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked," What are the beans for, Blondie?"
She replied," I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"
ORANGATUANG said:Here are an couple of funnish ones..Man with an strawberry stuck up his bum goes to the doctor...The doctor says" I will give you some cream to put on that"..
Two peanuts walked into an rather rough bar , not looking for trouble .Unfortunately one was a salted.
Two cannibals were eating an clown one says to the other "does this taste funny to you"...
My freind drowned in an bowl of muesli.He was pulled in by an strong currant..
I went to an really energetic "seafood disco" last week and pulled an mussel..
Our icecream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered in hundreds and thousands ..Police say that he topped himself.....