Amos that was hilarious - the icon story .. mess with diablo and he'll squeeze you in
"HOW TO BE ANNOYING--Part 1:" - funny stuff Serena! (oh and I think that joke about men and beer was... just shows how much work you women require ... with us, it's simple bada boom bada bing and you're done
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This is hilarious!!! I'll use it in my movie if you don't mind. ~ Sit in your yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
~ Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." ... easy way to confuse Paris Hilton if she was to work at McD's in that Simple Life episode
~ Sing along at the opera.
And pretend it's a Britney Spears song.
~ Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
I don't wanna get slapped ... but yeah, that's representative of women...
~ Say "Gesundteit" to people who don't sneeze. When they question you tell them that you foresaw a sneeze coming.
And then watch them sneeze in your face. Their excuse: "But I thought you'd foresee this, too."
~ Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the cartridge across the room.
And what if it hits somebody's birthmark?
Good jokes guys and gals!
Now time for me to hit the gym. I'll be back in a few weeks.