Laughter is the best medicine!
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Amos Stevens
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danger of switching jobs
THE DANGERS OF SWITCHING JOBS
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the
shoulder to ask him
something. The driver screamed, lost control of the
cab, nearly hit a
bus,
drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a
large plate glass
window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab,
then the driver said,
"Please, don't ever do that again. You scared the
daylights out of me."
The passenger, who was also frightened, apologized and
said he didn't
realize that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him
so much.
To which the driver replied, "I'm sorry, it's really
not your fault at
all.
Today is my first day driving a cab. I have been
driving a hearse for the
last 25 years."
THE DANGERS OF SWITCHING JOBS
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the
shoulder to ask him
something. The driver screamed, lost control of the
cab, nearly hit a
bus,
drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a
large plate glass
window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab,
then the driver said,
"Please, don't ever do that again. You scared the
daylights out of me."
The passenger, who was also frightened, apologized and
said he didn't
realize that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him
so much.
To which the driver replied, "I'm sorry, it's really
not your fault at
all.
Today is my first day driving a cab. I have been
driving a hearse for the
last 25 years."
Storm
Smile dammit!
Lol Amos.
An adorable little girl goes in a pet shop and asks in a sweet lisp:"Excuthe me,mithter,do you keep widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts and he points to a glass case.
"Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy black wabbit?"
The little girl leans forward and says..
"I don't fink my python really gives a phuck!"
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pit bull terrier at dinnertime!
An adorable little girl goes in a pet shop and asks in a sweet lisp:"Excuthe me,mithter,do you keep widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts and he points to a glass case.
"Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy black wabbit?"
The little girl leans forward and says..
"I don't fink my python really gives a phuck!"
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pit bull terrier at dinnertime!
katw_03
New Member
LOL Storm....HAPPY to have you back....Storm said:Lol Amos.
An adorable little girl goes in a pet shop and asks in a sweet lisp:"Excuthe me,mithter,do you keep widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts and he points to a glass case.
"Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy black wabbit?"
The little girl leans forward and says..
"I don't fink my python really gives a phuck!"
tora
Funmaker
Storm said:Lol Amos.
An adorable little girl goes in a pet shop and asks in a sweet lisp:"Excuthe me,mithter,do you keep widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts and he points to a glass case.
"Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy black wabbit?"
The little girl leans forward and says..
"I don't fink my python really gives a phuck!"
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pit bull terrier at dinnertime!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!Storm,you've started a blast
KATHYPURDOM
Steven Seagal Fan
Storm it's nice to see you back again. I hope everything went well for you.
I hope you didn't work those nurses to hard.
I hope you didn't work those nurses to hard.
Amos Stevens
New Member
Welcome back Storm!
but the poor bunny rabbits in your joke
but the poor bunny rabbits in your joke
Storm said:Lol Amos.
An adorable little girl goes in a pet shop and asks in a sweet lisp:"Excuthe me,mithter,do you keep widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts and he points to a glass case.
"Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy black wabbit?"
The little girl leans forward and says..
"I don't fink my python really gives a phuck!"
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pit bull terrier at dinnertime!
LOLOLOLOL I laughed out loud reading these, Storm.
Good to see they didn't laser that sense of humor of yours.
And great to see you back!
REDNECK MEDICAL TERMS:
Benign: What you be after you be eight.
Artery: The study of paintings.
Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.
Barium: What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome.
CAT Scan: Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
Coma: A punctuation mark.
D&C: Where Washington is.
Dilate: To live long.
Enema: Not a friend.
Fester: Quicker than someone else.
Fibula: A small lie.
Genital: Non-Jewish person.
G. I. Series: World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail: What you hang your coat on.
Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane
Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
Node: Something ya knew all along.
Outpatient: A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear: A slur against yer Daddy's honor.
Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative: A letter carrier.
Recovery Room: Place to do re-upholstery.
Rectum: Almost totaled the pick-up.
Secretion: Hiding something.
Seizure: Roman emperor.
Tablet: A small table.
Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor: More than one.
Urine: Opposite of "yer out."
Varicose: Near by/close by.
Benign: What you be after you be eight.
Artery: The study of paintings.
Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.
Barium: What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome.
CAT Scan: Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
Coma: A punctuation mark.
D&C: Where Washington is.
Dilate: To live long.
Enema: Not a friend.
Fester: Quicker than someone else.
Fibula: A small lie.
Genital: Non-Jewish person.
G. I. Series: World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail: What you hang your coat on.
Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane
Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
Node: Something ya knew all along.
Outpatient: A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear: A slur against yer Daddy's honor.
Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative: A letter carrier.
Recovery Room: Place to do re-upholstery.
Rectum: Almost totaled the pick-up.
Secretion: Hiding something.
Seizure: Roman emperor.
Tablet: A small table.
Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor: More than one.
Urine: Opposite of "yer out."
Varicose: Near by/close by.
ORANGATUANG
Wildfire
Ohhh Serena very funny ...
ORANGATUANG
Wildfire
Well Storm i like the one about the the little girl and her python...when she said that her python wouldnt give an phuck..classic..
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