Storm
Smile dammit!
>WHY YOU DID NOT BECOME A DOCTOR!
>
>First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy
>class with a real dead human body.
>
>They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered
>with a
>white sheet.
>
>The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is
>necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor.
>
>The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the
>human
>body."
>
>For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his
>finger in
>the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his
>mouth.
>
>"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
>
>The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but
>eventually
>took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and
>sucking on
>it.
>
>When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told
>them,
>"The second most important quality is observation.
>
>I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn
>to
>pay attention."
>
>First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy
>class with a real dead human body.
>
>They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered
>with a
>white sheet.
>
>The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is
>necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor.
>
>The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the
>human
>body."
>
>For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his
>finger in
>the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his
>mouth.
>
>"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
>
>The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but
>eventually
>took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and
>sucking on
>it.
>
>When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told
>them,
>"The second most important quality is observation.
>
>I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn
>to
>pay attention."