Amos Stevens
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Married jokes
I'm going to have to fake these here-someone told me these last night....
This couple just got married & the husband told his wife there are rules..he will go out every night-as long as he wants-whenever he wants-doing whatever he wants. He will do this/that..blah blah,does she have any comments. She said no-but she has a rule as well-every night there will be sex in that house at 7pm whether he's there or not
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Couple got into a fight & he yelled at his wife that she was even horrible in bed & he stormed out & left. Feeling bad for his words he called her & it took her a while to answer the phone, when she did he asked her why it took so long for her to answer-she said she was in bed. He said so early-she said yes,she was getting a 2nd opinion!
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This couple had 6 kids but the wife hated for her husband to call her "mother of 6" but one night at a dinner party he was ready to leave to he yelled over to his wife-hey "mother of 6 are you ready to leave" she being upset over his use of words replied,"no father of 4 I'm not"
I'm going to have to fake these here-someone told me these last night....
This couple just got married & the husband told his wife there are rules..he will go out every night-as long as he wants-whenever he wants-doing whatever he wants. He will do this/that..blah blah,does she have any comments. She said no-but she has a rule as well-every night there will be sex in that house at 7pm whether he's there or not
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Couple got into a fight & he yelled at his wife that she was even horrible in bed & he stormed out & left. Feeling bad for his words he called her & it took her a while to answer the phone, when she did he asked her why it took so long for her to answer-she said she was in bed. He said so early-she said yes,she was getting a 2nd opinion!
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This couple had 6 kids but the wife hated for her husband to call her "mother of 6" but one night at a dinner party he was ready to leave to he yelled over to his wife-hey "mother of 6 are you ready to leave" she being upset over his use of words replied,"no father of 4 I'm not"